Characters

Billy Bahhhstian
(Main)
Sergeant Billy Bahhhstian is a detective in the Behavior Analysis Unit for the Mammalian Bureau of Investigation (MBI). Due to his particular brand of neurodivergence, Sergeant Bahhhstian's brain developed with an unusually strong proficiency in violent behavior analysis. This has made Billy one of the most efficient detectives in all of the MBI's history. Unfortunately, it didn't leave much room for developing social skills. He may be a wizard at interpreting criminal behavior and predicting predatory instinct, but, when it comes to day-to-day interactions, he might as well be from another planet. He tries to not let it stop him. One way or another, he is determined to be a functioning member of society.
Toro Longhorn
Lieutenant Toro Longhorn is a detective in the Behavior Analysis Unit for the Mammalian Bureau of Investigation (MBI). Toro is particularly skilled in martial arts, which he acquired through his years in the military. Most people find Toro to be charming, charismatic, and leaderly. Toro hopes to command his own task force one day. Toro is Billy Bahhhstian's best friend and partner.

Clarence Hereford
Sergeant Clarence Hereford is a detective in the Behavior Analysis Unit for the Mammalian Bureau of Investigations (MBI). Clarence is mostly known for his massive size and his short temper. Clarence comes from a long family history of law enforcement. Due to this, Clarence tends to struggle with a superiority complex that often gets challenged by Billy Bahhhstian's natural skills in behavior analysis. Clarence spends a fair amount of his time lashing out at Billy.

Becky Whitetail
Becky Whitetail is the records supervisor for the Mammalian Bureau of Investigation (MBI). Becky is very popular with the men of the Bureau but often doesn't get approached due to her on-again-off-again relationship with Sergeant Clarance Hereford. Becky is often described as a nice lady but is also known for her skills in manipulating people to get what she wants. Though she's a self-proclaimed "church girl", Becky streams at night on "Only Tails" to maintain a bourgeois lifestyle. This is, in part, due to her chic upbringing and unfortunate disinheritance of the Whitetail family fortune.
